Too Objectionable….for Penthouse!

I do a monthly piece for Penthouse called “The Fun Page,” and my submission for this month was just a little too much fun.  While my friends laughed their butts off at this painting, it was considered “too much” by the editorial staff at Penthouse, so they rejected it.  Back to the drawing board!

Here it is in all its controversial glory….Timofey Mozgov might not want it, and neither do the editors at Penthouse, but I have a feeling Sports Illustrated will be on the horn any minute.